All Things

liveschlong:

Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load

white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

sceptre:

if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks