Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks